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Rebelde Way 1×008: I Can’t Believe This School is Still Running

Previously on Rebelde Way: It took us seven episodes, but we’re finally back at school, and hijinks immediately ensued. Pablo has declared open war on Marizza, and he and Tomás framed her for theft to try and get her kicked out of the school. Pilar tried to subtly recruit Guido to her anti-everyone-they-go-to-school-with cause, but Guido was too dumb to pick up on any of her hints. Vico is starting to hate Mia. Nico is starting to hate Manuel. Also Manuel knocked him unconscious, which I’m sure will really help their relationship. Feli and Luna are still spineless and Lujan is still awesome. And so we begin!

Opening narration: When we grow up, life starts to suck, and our parents can’t protect us anymore. We’re on our own! That’s kind of a downer.

As you may recall, every year, Mia has an “American fair”, wherein she gives her old clothes away to the rest of the girls in school, or at least the ones she doesn’t hate. I have absolutely no idea what’s so American about that, but whatever. She introduces Luna to everyone and they all smile and clap. Mia pushes Luna to go socialize and become ~one of them~ and while I love Mia to death, it’s really insensitive of her to ignore the fact that Luna clearly doesn’t want to be there. Anyway, Vico immediately says that she has to go: as you may recall from the last episode, she hasn’t seen Pablo in two days! The horror. Mia finally is like, “Fine! Do what you want!” but then, as Vico leaves, she gets a very perturbed look on her face. I can’t tell if she’s figured out a development in the plot or what.

Meanwhile, Marizza is desperately trying to convince Dunoff that she didn’t steal the wallet. Lujan backs her up, saying that Marizza was with her all day. Marizza points out that she has no need to steal — her mother is rich, after all. Dunoff argues that Marizza could have done it for “the same reasons [she] smoked a cigarette in [his] office and kissed a teacher”, i.e. attention. And I mean, he does sort of have a point — Marizza tries very hard to be ~rebellious~ and flaunt the rules, and while neither of those things are quite the same as stealing, it’s not really surprising that the teachers are suspicious of her. (Although Lujan doesn’t see it that way, and Dunoff keeps snapping “SHUT UP!” whenever she tries to defend Marizza. God, the way the teachers at this school interact with the students is terrible.) Dunoff snaps that this has been the last straw, and he and Gloria the Secretary sweep out, presumably to go expel Marizza. Well played, Pablo.

Back in Dunoff’s office, Nico has regained consciousness, and also seems to have some short-term memory loss, since he’s not mad at Manuel anymore — or at least, he’s willing to talk to him. Manuel apologizes and Nico is about to respond, but then his mom swoops in, fussing and cooing over her poor baby, while Nico desperately tries to ward her off, as a 15-year-old boy would do. In the midst of her worrying, Mama Provenza takes off her necklace, which has the Star of David on it, and loops it around Nico’s neck. He immediately panics and tucks the star into his sweatshirt, lest Manuel figure out that he’s Secretly Jewish (scare chord). Dunoff comes out and assures her that Nico is perfectly fine, but Mama P is worried: Nico never fights with anybody! How could this have happened? To quote Rupert Giles: “[He]’s taken to teasing the less fortunate? And there’s been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor? And otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles?…It’s devastating, he’s turned into a sixteen year old boy.”

Lucky for Nico, Manuel immediately takes the blame. But wait! Nico says it was really his fault; he ran into some guys outside the school and they wanted to be starting something, so he ran back and told Manuel, and Manuel, like the good friend he is, wanted to go find them and beat them up. Amazingly, Dunoff reacts by calling Manuel brave, instead of calling him an idiot and giving him detention for a month. They should let me run this school.

Over in the dorms, two guys peer into Pablo, Tomás, and Guido’s room, yelling at them to keep it down. Noisy floormates are the worst. Wait till these kids get to college. What they’re doing is playing loud music and generally being rowdy, praising Guido for sneaking them some alcohol — so I’ll assume that they’re drinking, as well, which gives me pause since it’s the middle of the day. Well, whatever. (Hilariously, Guido tells Pablo and Tomás to drink, since they’re “beginners” compared to him, and they immediately call him out on trying to cover up his own inexperience. Heh. But I guess they’re already a bit too intoxicated to seriously confront him, so it doesn’t cause a wrinkle in the plot or anything.) Vico creeps up and beams at the sound of Pablo’s voice — he can’t escape her now! She hovers at the door, listening in like a complete weirdo, just as Pablo makes a toast: to the person that makes him happiest! (Vico beams.) “MARIZZA!” Vico is all appalled and storms off in a huff, conveniently missing the next part of Pablo’s toast: “Marizza, who’s leaving the school for good!”

Mia’s American Fair. She’s puttering around, snipping that no, honey, that dress doesn’t look good on you, take this one, while handing off clothes to Luna by the minute, while Luna protests that she really doesn’t need any of this stuff. But no, the agenda for today is making Luna do things that she doesn’t really want to do — like dance! “But I can’t dance!” Luna protests. That’s okay, this is really just an opportunity to have all the girls do a dance sequence…to “Turn Off the Light” by Nelly Furtado. Hee. Oh, 2002. Mia pulls Luna in, and of course despite Luna saying she can’t dance, she picks the steps up easily, and wow can the camera please stop focusing on 15-year-old Luisana Lopilato’s miniskirted rear end? I feel like Chris Hansen will be knocking at my door shortly.

Meanwhile, Vico storms down the hallway. “You really messed up this time, my dear Pablito,” she fumes as she curls up on the stair landing, as you do. “I’m not my mom, you’re not going to leave me for another girl that fast!” Vico vows revenge. As you do.

Dunoff’s office. Mama Provenza wants to take Nico home, where he’s not at the mercy of psychotic Pablo or creepy Manuel, but Nico protests — he has to stay and keep spying on Manuel/being an ineffectual boy detective! Their conversation is interrupted, though, by Vico, who is calling Dunoff (anonymously, because I’m sure he’s never heard her voice before) to report an ~unauthorized~ party in the boys’ rooms. Tattling on her not-boyfriend? Vico is practically the Dark Knight.

Pablo, meanwhile, is bouncing from bed-to-bed, shirt unbuttoned (as…you do?), singing an ode to Marizza. “It’s so hard to say goodbye~*~” he warbles drunkenly at a soccer ball. Hee! Then Dunoff walks in, because what’s knocking? Locks? Privacy? He’s all, “What’s the meaning of this?” but Pablo just walks up and gives him a hug and asks if Dunoff will adopt him. Ha! Pilar and Pablo as stepsiblings would be truly hilarious, I have to say.

The next day, presumably. Manuel catches up to Feli before class to return the watch she bought for him. “Don’t take this the wrong way…but I don’t want it.” Heh.

Inside the classroom, Mia slyly points out that Marizza isn’t here. Pablo says that she stole his wallet, so “maybe” she got kicked out! “Didn’t you know?” “I didn’t know!” Feli pipes up. Oh, Feli. Mia says she knew from the start Marizza was no good — “There’s no cure for a person like her. Pobrecita.” Hee. Feli says that Marizza should go to jail. Stealing a wallet is a felony, you know! Just then, Lujan passes by and bumps Feli up against the wall (unf?) to snap that Marizza isn’t a thief, stupid. You know, if I weren’t so invested in Lujan’s canon relationship (which is coming up in about 100 episodes), I’d suggest that she was defending her lady love. I might suggest it anyway, actually.

“How common,” Feli says once Lujan’s gone. God, I love this show.

Tomás asks Pablo how he’s feeling, after his drunken escapades the other day. Pablo shrugs it off — he feels fine, and Dunoff probably didn’t tell anyone about the whole incident, so what’s to worry about?

Luna, who you will recall missed the whole wallet episode due to being at Mia’s American fair, asks Lujan what’s going on. Lujan snips that maybe if Luna hadn’t been hanging out with “that bimbo,” she’d know. Except…didn’t she and Marizza tell Luna to go to the American fair? You know, to prove that they liked her no matter what? Did I just make the entire ending of the last episode up?

Dunoff’s office. Marizza snaps that she’s innocent, and Dunoff says he’d like to believe her, but the wallet was found in her room, so…yeah. “Anyone could have put that there!” Marizza says, which is admittedly true. Seriously, this whole thing could’ve been prevented by putting locks on the freaking doors. Was no one at Elite Way ever concerned about theft? Assault? Murder? Dunoff says that there’s a witness who saw her coming out of Pablo’s room, but when Marizza’s like, “Okay, who?” he refuses to tell her. Marizza threatens to sue him for discrimination — it’ll be in all the papers! “Sonia Rey’s daughter discriminated by the school of snobs.” Again: how is Marizza that different from any of them? I can see the old money/new money aspect of it, but at the end of the day, most of Mia’s group hates Marizza for being obnoxious, not necessarily just because she’s an entertainer’s daughter. Dunoff, as usual, nearly wets his pants at the idea of getting sued. Marizza jumps on this and demands that he tell her who the witness is.

Back in the classroom, Mia passes a note to Luna (in a bright pink envelope! God, I love her) telling her that she’s been accepted into Mia’s dance group. All the girls are envious — most people don’t even make it past auditions! You know, there are a couple of ways you could look at this. One way is that Luna was lying/being spinelessly modest when she said she couldn’t dance, and the other is that Mia is just letting Luna into the group to piss off Marizza. Both scenarios are equally plausible!

Just then, Dunoff rolls in to call a student out. Pablo and Guido panic: is Pablo going to get busted for asking Dunoff to adopt him the other day? But no, it is Tomás who is in trouble. “Me?” Tomás asks.

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Poor Tomás. He has no idea how these things happen to him.

Pablo and Guido bump fists as Dunoff hustles Tomás off: they’re sure glad it’s their other friend who’s in trouble, and not Pablo! “Being the governor’s son has its privileges,” Pablo smirks. Vico is Not Pleased by this turn of events.

Dunoff’s office. Tomás repeats what he told Dunoff: he was walking down the hallway (at 5:40 PM) when he saw Marizza come out of Pablo’s room. “I don’t even know where your room is!” Marizza snaps. Except their names are outside all of their rooms, so…welp. Tomás is too dumb to bring that up, though, and just shrugs and says he saw what he saw. “Well, you saw wrong, so I’ll fix your vision by punching you!” Hee! Of course, her threats of violence don’t exactly make Dunoff want to keep her around. He sends Tomás back to class and tells Marizza he’s going to call her mother to come pick her up. Marizza stomps out.

After class. Manuel asks why Nico lied for him, since as we will recall, Nico was mad at him right up until he got knocked out. Nico says he doesn’t want Manuel to get kicked out: “Fine, so we’re not friends. But I had my first real fight with you.” Apparently that makes him want to keep Manuel around? Dudes are weird. Anyway, Manuel decides that now that Nico’s finally accepted that they’re not friends, it’s time to start confiding at him. Manuel is master of the mixed message. He tells Nico that it’s true that Manuel isn’t in love with Feli — but that doesn’t mean he’s with her for her money, either. But he can’t tell Nico why he’s really with her. But he does like her. Nico’s just like, “….k.”

While they’re on the topic of “clearing up all the wrong conclusions Nico the Boy Detective came to”, Manuel finds Marcos and asks him to admit that he counted Manuel’s money. Marcos stutters out that yes, he did, since he wanted to give the uniform to Manuel, but knew Manuel wouldn’t take it. That’s fair enough, but Manuel is Not Pleased. He doesn’t want charity! Marcos suggests that Manuel accept it as a thank you for defending him (that…defense that he didn’t want?), but no! Manuel doesn’t want to be thanked for that, either! Marcos loses it and snaps that Manuel should think about someone other than himself for five minutes — being able to help Manuel makes Marcos feel like less of a useless loser, so can Manuel just shut up and accept the uniform (that he needs anyway)? Manuel is like, “K.”

In some other hallway, Luna is trying to hold back Lujan and her fists of fury. “You know we can’t go to our rooms during school hours!” Luna wails. Lujan snaps that she’s not about to abandon Marizza in her time of need, and Luna says that she won’t, either. Of course, just then, Feli rolls up and tells Luna they have dance practice. Luna doormats and lets Feli drag her off. Lujan’s eyebrows are Not Pleased. She goes into their room alone, and asks Marizza what happened. Marizza lays out the story Tomás told, and just then Luna bursts in, because…she was waiting outside their room that whole time? I don’t know. Anyway, Luna says that Marizza couldn’t have stolen Pablo’s wallet at 5:40 — they were all in the secretary’s office, asking for a room change. I can’t remember if that’s true, or if Luna is trying to get back into Marizza’s good graces by lying. They all run off to clear Marizza’s name.

Cafeteria. Pablo and Tomás high-five over getting Marizza kicked out. Life is good! Everyone gets up to go to class, and Pablo kicks back and drinks some soda. Vico passes by, and Pablo tries to get her to come make out with him in the park. Vico’s like, “Nah bro, I know you’ve been hanging with other girls,” to which Pablo is like, “Qué?” For once, he’s not lying, either. Vico snips that maybe Pablo should be nicer to her. Pable dickishly tells her that he doesn’t like clingy girls and peaces out. Vico’s like, “Yeah…well…I don’t like guys who cheat on me! So there!” to the empty cafeteria. She vows…more revenge, I guess.

Unfortunately for Pablo, he runs into his dad outside the classroom. Papa B lays into him: “IS IT TRUE YOU GOT DRUNK?” Gasp! Wait, how did Papa B even find that out? Well, whatever. He reads Pablo the riot act while the rest of the class stares. This isn’t awkward at all. Pablo admits that he did get drunk — but it was the first time! Papa B actually takes a swing at him, though Pablo ducks so it only looks like Papa B swats his head. Pablo insists that it really was, and Papa B tries to hit him again (everyone in the class looks away). Weirdly, when they all turn back, it looks like Pilar is smiling? Because watching your classmates’ abusive relationships with their parents play out in front of you is funny? There is something very wrong with Pilar. Mia, to her credit, just looks worried. Papa B continues to yell that if Pablo drinks again, he’ll send him to military school, and no, they cannot have this discussion anywhere else, Pablo deserves to get embarrassed and have his alcohol issues made public to his entire class, btw, his brothers never did such a thing, etc etc etc. Then he storms off, but not before grabbing Pablo by the chin and snapping that he’s much stronger than Pablo is — “So don’t try to mess with me.” PAPA B OUT.

Of course, the two people who should have witnessed this moment in Pablo’s character development are missing. Marizza is in Gloria’s office begging her to tell Dunoff that Marizza was in the office at 5:40, but Gloria says she isn’t sure Marizza was here at 5:40, and she can’t confirm something she isn’t sure about, can she? Theory: Gloria spends all her time tormenting the students to make herself feel better about the depressing fact that she spends all her days typing away on a Windows 98 for minimum wage in a school that’s basically run by a bunch of 15-year-olds.

Meanwhile, the rest of the kids are getting their locker assignments. Everyone has a hearty chuckle when they see that someone’s blown up condoms(?) and attached them to locker 13. Which is Marcos’s locker, of course. All the kids laugh at him — I think it’s implied that Pablo and Tomás were the ones that did it? Whatever. When Marcos gets his hands on the One Ring, then they’ll be sorry.

Mia, meanwhile, opens her locker: “Qué horror!” It’s empty! How disgusting! Lockers shouldn’t just be given to students undecorated! Feli tells Mia that they have to kick Luna off the dance squad — she ditched them for “the thief’s friend,” ergo, she clearly lacks commitment to Sparkle Motion. Feli’s all worked up since Manuel wouldn’t accept her one-month anniversary gift. “He probably doesn’t know what a good Swiss watch is,” Mia snips. “You should’ve just gotten him a plastic one.” Heh. They peer over to where Luna is helping Marcos take the condoms off his locker. “She has to know it’s not good for her to be seen with Marcos!” Mia says. Feli snaps that Luna must be doing it on purpose to sabotage their work, and Mia says that it’s not Luna’s fault — she’s poor, and poor people don’t know about image, after all. But that will all change once Mia’s done with her! “It won’t be easy,” Feli says and Mia agrees: “But that will just make it my biggest achievement!”

Another thing I hate to admit, but…Mia right now:

She even tries to give Luna diction lessons! But are they also going to go to the races? Will Luna wear that excellent hat from the Audrey Hepburn adaptation? So many questions.

Also, Marcos snaps at Luna to stop helping him. You will recall he did the same thing to Manuel when they first met. Do you suppose that Marcos perhaps has some issues? Luna pouts to Manuel that she doesn’t get what his damage is, and Manuel just shrugs. “He’s weird.” Hee. They speculate that perhaps Marcos feels safe playing the victim role, which is why he doesn’t try to defend himself. I don’t know, I’m not an armchair psychologist like these two. Then Feli comes up and asks Manuel if they can talk, and Luna runs off to talk to Marizza.

Over at some other locker, Pablo and Tomás are discussing the Papa B situation. Tomás says it sucks that Papa B verbally abused him in front of everyone, but at least he’ll get Pablo out of trouble for drinking? Pablo says he doesn’t know if Papa B will bail him out this time. Well, even if Pablo does get in trouble, the storyline will get dropped within about five minutes, so really, is it that big of a deal? Anyway, Tomás finds an envelope at the bottom of his locker, for him to open “when he’s alone.” Oooooh. Pablo and Tomás get all twitterpated and promptly forget about Pablo’s horrific home life.

In the cafeteria, Marizza bemoans her fate — “that giraffe” doesn’t remember if Marizza was in the office at 5:40, so Marizza is going to Italy with Papa Spirito for sure. “It’s all that plastic Ken’s fault!” Whatever happened to calling Pablo He-Man? There’s a much greater resemblance there, if you ask me. But whatever. Lujan snarks that the fates are already punishing Pablo for her — you should see what his dad is like! Marizza’s all “Tell me more! (Like does he have a car?)” but seeing that scene would be interesting, so we cut away.

Oh, and Luna’s run off to go convince Gloria that Marizza was in the office at 5:40. I try to care.

Back in Dunoff’s office, Papa B convinces Dunoff not to expel Pablo. With money, naturally. You know, it occurs to me that with his browbeating of Pablo to his face but paying off everyone who even remotely has an issue with Pablo behind his back, Papa B is essentially Lucius Malfoy. But will he give Marizza a diary possessed by Voldemort the next time she insults Pablo?

Outside Marizza’s room, Feli has been lying in wait for Luna, like a creepy creeper. Seriously, even the music gets all ominous, as Feli tells Luna that she can’t fool her. Everyone else thinks that Luna is naive (true) and that Luna is dumb (also true), but Feli knows the truth — Luna is trying to steal Manuel away from her! She’s seducing him with her Nelly Furtado dance moves! Luna denies it, but Feli is on a roll: “Manuel is the love of my life, and I never thought I’d be with someone like him, and he’s mine!” Yikes, she crazy. Luna agrees to not steal Manuel, which she wasn’t trying to do anyway, and hesitantly offers some advice: “But you know, Manuel isn’t property, and if that’s how you think of the relationship…maybe it won’t end that well.”

Whoa. Did Luna just give good advice? Feli and her crazy eyes don’t take it well at all, of course. She’s all like, “Excuse me, but have you ever had a boyfriend?” Luna amazingly says that she hasn’t…but she’s read a lot of romance novels! And possessive relationships never end well in those! This was about three years before Twilight was published, naturally.

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YIKES.

Anyway, Feli doesn’t care for Luna’s actually sensible advice, and stomps off. Luna is perturbed, as she should be. Man, what if Feli decides to stab Luna in her sleep or something? Hey, maybe Dunoff could use Papa B’s bribe money to BUY SOME LOCKS FOR THE DOORS.

Over in gym class, the kids get split up into groups of boys and girls. Lujan is not pleased: “I want equality!” she tells the teacher. LOVE HER. Mia snarks that Lujan could pass for a guy, so what’s the deal? I love Mia, but I feel like she’d be one of those girls that says she doesn’t need feminism because she likes “being a girl”. Anyway, Luna runs up and tells Lujan that she found something that can save Marizza. Lujan leans wayyy into Luna’s space and says they’ll cut class the second the teacher’s not paying attention.

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I’m just saying.

The teacher tells them that the girls will be using gym class to rehearse for their dance club. Lujan, rightly, is like, “What the hell?” What if there are girls who don’t want to dance? Or who want to use gym class to actually exercise? Or who just don’t want to be assumed to like dancing just because they’re girls? Mia’s like, “Well, it’s not like you were getting into the club anyway, so~” Lujan glares at her. I ship it a little, I won’t lie. Anyway, Pilar asks who decides who gets into the group, and the teacher’s just like, “Mia, duh. Like always.” Seriously, do they just let the students run this school? Mia is such a cheer-tator. Lujan and Luna peace out of this display of blatant educator incompetence.

Over…uh, somewhere else on school property, Marizza waxes poetic about how she’s going to rip Pablo’s nails out and turn them into a bracelet, and make a necklace out of his eyes — wait, what? Doesn’t he only have two eyes? That’s a short necklace. Anyway, she also says she can just throw out his brain, since he’s a guy, so it would be useless. Heh. Lujan and Luna run up with the proof that will save Marizza — the receipt for Luna’s uniform! “Luna, no one cares how much your uniform cost,” Lujan says. Hee. No, no, but Luna…apparently bought the uniform at the same time that they were trying to get a room change? I don’t know. Whatever. Anyway, the receipt has a timestamp, and the timestamp so happens to be exactly 5:40. That’s convenient. Marizza calls Luna a genius, and they all hug. Luna’s friends with them again! Until the next time she dares to hang out with Mia, of course.

Dunoff’s office. Dunoff is having a moral quandary — to report Pablo’s illegal drinking, or not to report. Gloria says, “This is a very serious issue,” and Dunoff’s like, “But the bribery!!!” Also, it’s entirely possible that Papa B will sic the Death Eaters on him if he doesn’t comply. Gloria tries to put the moves on Dunoff by complimenting his school management skills (lol), but unfortunately she gets interrupted by Marizza. And she was so close to upgrading to Windows XP, too! Marizza slams the receipt on the table and demands that Tomás and Pablo answer for these shenanigans. Dunoff complies, because all the adults in this school do is bow to the whims of a bunch of teenagers.

Some water fountain. Nico is groaning about gym class because he’s a nerd. The only muscle he likes to exercise is his brain! What a dork. Manuel lightly mocks Nico’s body odor, because they’re BFFs now, I guess. Anyway, Nico runs off and Luna rolls up to ask Manuel about Feli. “I was talking to her, and I noticed she’s kind of obsessed with you.” Heh. Manuel’s like, “What would make you think that?”

Dunoff’s office. Tomás wonders what they could possibly be in trouble for. Oh, Tomás. Marizza accuses them of lying. They deny it. This is so pointless. Before Dunoff can come to a decision, though, Gloria calls him outside for “something urgent.” That something urgent is a car from Papa B with an accompanying note, which I imagine says something like, “Enemies of the heir, beware.”

Back in the office, where three students have been left unsupervised, Marizza taunts Pablo about his abusive father — the whole school is gossiping about how Papa B humiliated him in front of God and everybody. They’re all laughing at him! Child abuse is hilarious. Tomás looks out the window and notices that the guy with the car works for Papa B. Marizza puts two and two together and realizes Papa B is bribing Dunoff. Weirdly, Pablo is like, “My dad would never do such a thing!” I thought we established that Pablo knows his dad is a jerk? (But wants his approval anyway?) Well, whatever. Marizza tells him to wake up and smell the Dark Mark — also weirdly, she keeps calling him things like “pretty boy” and “cutie.” She snarks more about his family and then flounces out, because I guess no one cares that they’re in a disciplinary meeting anymore.

Dance club auditions. Mia and Feli are gleefully cutting girls out of the club when Manuel rolls up and asks to speak to Feli. Mia’s like, “Uh, no,” and Manuel’s like, “Uh, slavery was abolished in 1863, princess“, and Feli has to interrupt them before their UST breaks something. He drags her off to ask her if she’s been threatening Luna, and Feli’s like, “I would never!” She wails that everyone is against their relationship and she wants to prove it will work, and Manuel tells her that she doesn’t have to prove anything to him. He gives her a hug, but looks perturbed.

And…there’s still another scene before this episode ends. You’re kidding me. Pablo publicly apologizes to Marizza and is quite nice about it. He even brought her a gift! A drawing of Marizza, to be precise. “It looks just like an ugly duckling!” Mia squeals. Although, you know, it actually looks like a fairly cute — if not particularly skillful — portrait. Well, anyway. Mia and Pablo have a hearty chuckle over his brilliant joke. Marizza swears vengeance, because that’s all anyone does around here. She pulls out her Nokia(!) phone to call that journalist from last(?) episode — can he find out about someone getting arrested in the ghetto! over the summer? In exchange, though, the journalist wants to know about Sonia Rey’s love life. Marizza hems and haws for a minute, but just then, Mia comes in to snark a little at Marizza, then leaves. Marizza tells the journalist that her mom isn’t seeing anyone — but she is being stalked by Franco Colucci. Cliffhanger! God, this episode went on for freaking ever.

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One response to “Rebelde Way 1×008: I Can’t Believe This School is Still Running”

  1. missgoldielocks Avatar

    “Marizza waxes poetic about how she’s going to rip Pablo’s nails out and turn them into a bracelet, and make a necklace out of his eyes — wait, what? Doesn’t he only have two eyes? That’s a short necklace.”
    “Enemies of the heir, beware”,? – I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you so much for this:)

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